Warning: This comic is chock full of all kinds of bad stuff.

Seriously.

So don't be all shocked if it offends your fragile sensibilities.

On the other hand. I really don't know what will and won't offend you. I don't even know you. So if it doesn't offend you, then don't be all surprised either. I'm not really trying to be edgy and stuff, I just thought this might make an interesting story. At any rate, enjoy. Or don't. Either way, I have given you the opportunity to use your free will. And that is the greatest gift of all. (not really)